it's now 11.33 and i've officially been awake for 20 hrs...eyebags...can feel them calling my name. Happy News: S26 won debate! woohoo. and nadia got best speaker, so it's a nice b'dae gift for her. Bad news: i dun think we'll get into finals cos the teacher-(apparently the one who also screwed jean's life yesterday) claimed the argument degenerated. indirectly saying 'hey, the last speaker, u suck.' thanks. feeling lyk shit. and i was late for training cos of the pre-u interview thing. did wif jean and chee kien. they asked abt sum freedom of speech thing and minority need thing. and i tink i screwed up cos i didn't answer their qns. i went 'i think tt govt does ensure we hav social interactn amongst the people.' ....hello, apparently it was a brainfreeze. and no i do not cackle, stupid 'clownfish'...ha. and i'm sittin here rushing an econs new article which i found out i was supposed to do by tmr. at time: 10.58. not helpful. feel lyk a piece of battered meat tt's drying out in the sun...see the flies hovering? wonder if they hav got bird flu. wadeva. and addition to bad news: o level results. NEXT WEEK. Scarily friggin near. shoot mi pls? okok. i can do all things thru Christ who strengthens me. ok. i'm good...or so.
| 12:51 AM
Q: How many RJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb??
A: 4 whole faculties. One fac to design thenew bulb,one fac to test it out, one fac to marketit andone guy to write a stupid Email about lightbulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb?
A: The whole school.....to compete withRJC.........
Q: How many VJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb?
A: The whole school.......one to screw it in andthe rest to cheer and wave flags andbanners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb??
A: NO LIGHT STILL CAN STUDY!!!!!
Q: How many AJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb??
A: They're too busy trying to be one of thetop 5 JCs...
Q: How many ACJC students does it take tochange lightbulb??
A: None......they use all their money toemploy YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb??
A: None.....only one teacher to tell themwhat a lightbulb is in the first place and todemonstrate (how do you think they're able tochange it for AC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb??
A: They'd prefer it darker..........(hmmm...*raise eyebrow*)......
Q: How many JJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb??
A: None......Their physics is so bad that theymake the male teacher cry.....
Q: How many TPJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb??
A: Would they bother??
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None.They're too busy studying. trying not to get expelled..
Q: How many SAJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb??
A: None.....they believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb??
A: None.....they are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb??
A: Huh, wat litebarb ...
Q: Dun you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!
Q: How many TJC students does it take tochange the lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very brightalready.
Tuesday, February 22, 2005 | 3:53 AM
~*Carmen*~: Tues. juz got back frm the
pre-u seminar. Apparently only 2 wer selected frm the class cos…read tis letter==>Dear Student, I am pleased to inform you that you have been noted for one or more of the following qualities, from inter-class debates, oratorical competitions or just GP lessons in general:- exceptional eloquence
- commendable knowledge on current issues
- interest in world affairs
- pleasing linguistic ability
......u've gotta be
kidding.....eloquence...maybe u r deaf....world affairs...
o_Q?!? haha, I was super shocked lah. Me? Represent tpjc in inter jc/ pre-u debate cum presentation??? Plus there’s a
2 thousand word proposal due next wk…I’ll juz die if I gotta do tt lah. Wad a joke.
Anyway,
Sunday was swell.
John and Justin’s 16 b’dae. Yet another year of retardedness for john. Haix, okok, I shall be nice. John is rather fun in a crappy sense, but his laughter is indeed infectious. Tt u’ve gotta agree. =p so
happy birthday to them!! God bless ’em.
Tmr’s
debate. The homosexuality one. Tough and real bad. Cos it’s not rite. Jocelyn and I feel
shity doing it cos we’re propo and it’s so not right. The Bible says so. Yet the findings are making me
confused. Plus ppl in our class aren’t enthu abt it at all…nor r they very helpful..it feels lyk a stupid boulder tt’s alive and growing. It’s stressing us out. S26, we’re doing it for ya all…*sigh* Need to exercise forgiveness, open-mindedness...Gotta
pray for guidance and faith. I’ll leave tmr’s debate to His hands, whether or not we win I dun really care. But watch out s19, we’ll giv u a
battle worthy of quarter-final standards.
Thursday, February 17, 2005 | 11:54 PM
Haven blogged for a looonngg time.so here’s a long blog to make up. =)
Tues was super screwy day. We practically went for every lesson late, making robo mama pissed (nothing new) but even mr chow was rather mad…den he did his ‘breathing exercise thing’ and e situatn became rather hilarious. Hee. Then, there was the screwed up econs proj tt required us to rush a whole ppt presentatn in by 4 pm tt aftanoon. Urgh!! And I was feeling horrible tt day due to the virus. And freaking ‘chip & dale’(it’s juz one person btw) was all out to screw our lives further--insensitive, blunt, act-cute ass-ol!! But God is good, and we managed to finish it on time, and I daresay we did a gd job. The teacher was rather impressed. (“,)
Wednesday was super smooth day. We wer even early for the chem practical! Was proud of us. Then there was a lameo library quiz whereby the 2 michelles and I wer supposed to do. Heard it was sum mcq. I dunno, I left em to do it cos of bowlin training. Trainin was damn fun. We practiced spares and den had 2 games. Then jay, tis super spinner, bowled 245. o_Q!!! we wer all hysterical during tt game, laughing, going crazy and we wer all playing rather well. I guess it’s cos we wer relaxed. Well, i had a decent 158, not so bad lah. Oh, and we got our next debate motion : this house belives tt Homosexual couples shud be allowed to adopt children. We’re propo…o_Q!!!.. Help me….
Thurs was laugh-ur-heart-out day. Lotsa stupid lame jokes were cracked. Lyk izz had twitchy itchy eye, simmer had twitchy cheek(?), me and my sniffy nose and joce was pure sleepiness. Den simmer and I ‘abstained’ frm p.e. I said it was the flu and she was supposed to hav a ‘over-stretched leg’, so she said ‘ I’m lame. Lame?! Haha…’ haix..er, ok…and we were laffing at how ele-legs (tt’s a teacher btw) was rather conical flask like. And how her huge butt and legs indirectly affects her fashion sense: she doesn’t look gd in either skirt or pants. And how the nose is rather huge. Okay, so we were mean, but it was funny. I’m sorry for laughin…haha.
I’m not in sch now. At home. Am sick. Took mc. tink i'm going out tmr for movie with Splinters. Tmr’s Big Bang. Dread it still. I’ll miss Splinter. A lot. A huge, enormous, gigantic, galactic lot. I tink I’ll cry tmr nite. And I’m kinda apprehensive abt the grpin thing. sighz. life. Love it AND hate it.
| 11:47 PM
"Accidentally In Love"
So she said what's the problem baby
What's the problem I don't know
Well maybe I'm in love (love)
Think about it every time
I think about it
Can't stop thinking 'bout it
How much longer will it take to cure this
Just to cure it cause I can't ignore it if it's love (love)
Makes me wanna turn around and face me but I don't know nothing 'bout love
Come on, come on
Turn a little faster
Come on, come on
The world will follow after
Come on, come on
Cause everybody's after love
So I said I'm a snowball running
Running down into the spring that's coming all this love
Melting under blue skies Belting out sunlight
Shimmering love
Well baby I surrender
To the strawberry ice cream
Never ever end of all this love
Well I didn't mean to do it
But there's no escaping your love
These lines of lightning
Mean we're never alone, Never alone, no, no
Come on, Come on
Move a little closer Come on, Come on
I want to hear you whisper
Come on, Come on
Settle down inside my love
Come on, come on
Jump a little higher
Come on, come on
If you feel a little lighter
Come on, come on
We were once upon a time in love
We're accidentally in love
Accidentally in love [x7]
Accidentally I'm In Love,
I'm in Love, I'm in Love, I'm in Love, I'm in Love, I'm in Love,
Accidentally [x2]
Come on, come on
Spin a little tighter
Come on, come on
And the world's a little brighter
Come on, come on
Just get yourself inside her Love ...
....I'm in love.....
it's so beautifully written...i'm in love...with tis song!!!
Monday, February 14, 2005 | 3:45 PM
So, I’m in the office and I’m
sniffling away. Today’s
V-day; I awoke to my hp vibrating continuously due to the flooding sms-es. Ahh, how sweet...~*was touched*~… As I was sayin, I’ve got the bug. The
FLU bug. Prob cos lotsa my clazmates wer sick too. Hm, oh, and thanks for the
chocs and stuffs, though I’ll put on 2,3 pounds, I dun mind =) Joce, benedict and jeremy wer missin today. Joce’s supposed to be sick…hope she gets well soon..den again, joey wasn’t arnd too…the other two..*sighz* Izzah said they wer pure
cheesy…“oh, they went to celebrate wif their girlfs.” Black robotic mama didn’t say anything. Ha. I tink she gav up on tis klaz liao..
Well den, betta go catch up on my studies since we
pon-ed lecture again.
Izzie,
simmer,
mich tan and I wer just hangin arnd watchin
izz do her ‘heart’ msg-es to ppl…and
simmer, her ‘chief slave’, was busy doin the design.
Mich tan was blowin her nose half the time.
Izz was tryin to sound bimbotic..and
simmer’s got
my red ‘poser’ band. I was just rattlin on wif my lame jokes. They called mi the ‘lazy slave’…wadeva. I’m not gonna be a slave if there’s no pay lah. Just wanna wish everyone
a fantastic Valentine’s Day…and thanks for ur friendship…
cos no matter wad, u all play an impt part in tis big puzzle called life, without any one of u, my life won’t be complete. Love ya all!!! *hugz*
| 4:51 AM
~*Mich*~: yup. today's V. day. gave away roche roses to the ppl in my class. hm...still got 4 left. wonder who i forgot to give......
i've got 3 presents back in return- a rose and 2 small bundle of goodies..... when i brought the rose home today...the petals were almost on the verge of fallin out....poor thing.....
after sch today, the actual plan was to catch "racing stripes" @ P.S. but everybody "pang seh" so we ended up playing mahjong in CLO rm. myluck wasn't tt bad, i won 3 games!!!
Sunday, February 13, 2005 | 6:48 AM
~*Carmen*~: Michelle twinnies (tan & sim) are the latest terrors in klaz. Their weapon: the digi cam. go look for urselves.
http://www.rainbow-prism.blogspot.com go read the tagboard. i'm super mahlu-ed. in church and prob in sch now. and if i was really toking to gene, it's prob sum oratorical stuff....full stop.
now, for lighter, happier, stuff (haha, sounds as if the prev issue was uber serious...) Carrie's got the white W.W.F band wif Daphne Khoo's signature. and she took photos wif daphne and leandra. okok. pretend i'm not jealous....i'm cooll...AHHHHH BUT I FRIGGIN AM JEALOUS!! they're super nice ppl...arh well...live and let live.
| 5:52 AM
~*Carmen*~: Today is Sunday. Tt means I’ve got sch tmr. I’ve got no letta to hand in to
black robotic mama. but I dun care. Pure sian-ness. Mich, john and tom wer missin-in-action todae at church. Splinter’s not a veri festive cell, no one really cared abt CNY or V-day. Justin was goin arnd makin everyone buy acs funfair tix; honestly, he’s not a very gd salesman- ‘ pls lar…PLEASE buy lah….’ Not convincing nor persuasive enuf…but hey, aunty janet bought $50 worth. Woah. Ooos, and I was wearin the Worth Waiting For bands. justin said it was poser-ish. wadeva lah. it isn't. Kat went ‘so sweet!’ o_Q she tot it was sum bf-gf thing. Haix. No lar..
I’m now at home wif a tummy full of north Indian delicacies. =) Aunty Marina and gang came visitin earlier & we’d dinner at tis restaurant. I tink jer will die or commit suicide if we brought him there- it was located right in the heart of Little India and loads of foreign workers wer there. Secret hideout or favorite hangout…? hm, my clothes smell of the kebab thing now, must hav been the smoke frm the hot plates. I seriously believe a PSI reading cld hav been taken then- the smoke was rather choky and we wer all coughin---it was as if we wer havin synchronized coughing! Oh, ‘hi!’ to Shehnas if u’re reading tis. Dinner was really nice. The desserts were cute. Seems Indian desserts are usually bombarded wif dairy stuff and contains a rather high level of sugar. It was lyk condensed milk. But hey, I love condensed milk; when I was young, I was lyk a condensed milk addict- bread and c.m , biscuits and c.m….yar.
Saturday, February 12, 2005 | 5:22 AM
~*Mich*~: got my new mp3 player today.....rather cool. but not of the colour i want!
To Carmen--wad's the pool thing abt? im rather blur.....
monday is valentine.....i've got the presents for my class ready...but i feel a bit bhb....hmmm....weird weird feeling...
| 1:05 AM
ALL STAR. smash mouth Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll meI ain't the sharpest tool in the shedShe was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumbIn the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well the years start coming and they don't stop comingFed to the rules and I hit the ground runningDidn't make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to seeSo what's wrong with taking the back streetsYou'll never know if you don't goYou'll never shine if you don't glow [Chorus:]Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go playHey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colderYou're bundled up now but wait 'til you get olderBut the meteor men beg to differJudging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thinThe waters getting warm so you might as well swimMy world's on fire how about yoursThat's the way I like it and I never get bored [Repeat Chorus 2x] Somebody once asked could you spare some change for gasI need to get myself away from this placeI said yep what a conceptI could use a little fuel myselfAnd we could all use a little changeWell the years start coming and they don't stop comingFed to the rules and I hit the ground runningDidn't make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumbSo much to do so much to seeSo what's wrong with taking the back streetsYou'll never know if you don't goYou'll never shine if you don't glow [Repeat Chorus]
| 12:36 AM
~*Carmen*~ : so hey, afta
pool. Rather tired but glad though, cos my pool skills improved...abit...but first, let me tell u abt the CNY bug and the infected aunties at the busstop. I was waitin for bus 4o and the lady picked up her hp. "Huh?! Ahhh HAHAHAHAHAHA...." I was quite freaked out by tt horrendous cawing....and den i alighted and waited for 76(to go to pp) and there was tis china lady, who apparently doesn't noe how to shave or wax and she was yakking away on the phone, laughin rather witch-likely while airing her armpits, exposing...her disgusting, cascading underneath stuff... so i was freaked out and grossed out. poor me. Pool was fun; michelle joined us for today(yeah...) but the others...*sigh* why izzit tt Splinter's not enthu abt stuff arh? Neways, let me comment on our pool-ers today. As usually, Tom the 'shifu' was being casually pro, john's weirdly good...but tt doesn't change the fact tt he's still rather crazy...cheryl's real gd too...strange though as she describes good shots as 'chio'...o_Q...michelle's style was cutely funny, lyk she was spearin the ball..haha and we let her hav so many chances...r we nice or wad...lydia's still the same-tyco shots r her style but she's gettin betta by the minute...me? i hav not bad shots too, but um, the ball juz doesn't get in, tt's all, besides tt, i'm fine...haix...sorry lah shifu, the student's quite a let-down. oh, clarence came along too...damn, such a pro-ster...lydia doesn't lyk him; says he swears too much. ha. tmr is sunday. r we gettin anything for splinter-eans? (for v-day) i dunno...the guys r too busy wif...their "personal lives"...us girls are thotful creatures...but then again...r they worth the trouble...??? haha....i'll juz still be an angel and bring sum stuff...
Friday, February 11, 2005 | 5:50 AM
~*Mich*~:wahahaha..... at 2050h, i received a msg from gabriel...it reads-U owe no one money. daniel(papa) owes u $1.40.
then, at 2122h, i received a msg from kum lomg...it reads-U won $1.40...Yay!!!
then at 2122, i received a msg from xue liang...it reads-U won $1.40...Yay!!!
I didn't realise tt msg can be recycled......
| 5:03 AM
~*Carmen*~: i'M SUPER tired.....but there's pool to look forward to...i realli had fun today...hm, sounds rather faggoty. but hu cares. michelyn, two words: super lame. i dun tink yun nam does chinchillas...yar, i feel bad for alwaes goin out; not to mention the fact tt i usually end sch uber late....'u-ber' pronounced as 'ooo-ber' (or so says tom)...fine...neways, i still feel crappyily shity for pang-sah ing my family whilst running off to hav fun... i'm sorry... P.S i've got a split identity...my 'other person' is called xin-deee...haha...rather much of a prankster....
| 3:25 AM
~*mich*~: as you haf heard from the man(woman in fact)....today was mahjong session. All had started well as no $$$ was involved....in fact, we had initially agreed tt loser will haf to drink. But...nah, "papa" mother was around. therfore, XL insisted on playing wif $$$. so thru out the whole mahjong session, i only "hu" once.....so pathetic....
moreover, wadeva tiles tt i need to game, is always hog by XL & KL....sickening.....but, i muz really give credit to "papa"'s ah ma for the sedap new year goodies. it was great.
oh yah, i suggest tt "papa" bring his chinchilla to yun nam, cos the rate at which the fur is fallin is TERRIBLE... it's gonna die a bald chinchilla if the fur problem persist.....
well, all in all, i had a great time (minus the losing$$$ part) during mahjong......
| 12:49 AM
~*Carmen*~: Yes, it's me again. 5mins hav passed since my last blog thingie. Gabriel just won 30cents, wait, now again, tt makes it $1.50, for me. *gleams proudly* thanks dude!
---------the nanyang adventure--------
first up was maths lecture. their L.T's big. lyk *whistle* big. Abt 3/4 size of our tp audi. the lecturer's got a funny, raspy voice....and she was goin thru the rules of Inequalities; sum rather 'duh' stuff. oh, and one thing, nanyang lecturers make weird statemts.
==>
" I hope u value the modulas function; how powerful it can be & how confusing it can get..."
-_-;;; ok, den was chem lec. and i was wonderin...'eh, how cum the janitor auntie is comin on stage?' she turned out to be *SURPRISE!!* THE LECTURER!!!! and she dished out sum stuff on titratn...i lyk to call it "My Chemical story abt Colours"....lame...*tt's my middle name* and the janitor auntie lyks drawing diagrams abt titratn, and apparently, even she confesses tt 'its' a very crude diagram"...totally agree.
the Tutorials wer fun. since a) there was no lesson b) the tutors wer crackin crappy lame jokes wif us and c) i managed to fool them into believing tt i'm a RJC student...haix. carrie'll prob say i 'b.h.b' wadeva...
missed bowlin traing, told ms ng i 'sprained my ankle when i wore high heels'...hmm...i wonder how many ppl in s26 actually turned up for sch today...miz ya ppl.
alrite den, shall let michelyn do sum typin....World Peace!
| 12:45 AM
~*Carmen*~: heyo! i juz did a
tagboard. "thanks!" to my pa! they're still playing mahjong. so noisy. they're
bloodi pro. even michelyn, though she juz learnt yesterdae...well, i'm super excited abt
pool tmr...i've got an uber lot to learn frm those pro-sters aka my fellow
Charisians,
Splinter Cell...
| 12:29 AM
tis blog, was officially created by Carmen and Michelyn on the11 of feb, at Nanyang jc when i crashed nanyang...shall update more stuff abt nanyang jc...now we're playing mahjong at daniel's...aka Papa...haha...thanks to him once again!!